MOBBED UP AT THE PLAYBOY CLUB

"....on one day I came home from school and my Mom was polluted drunk, presumably on the empty Almaden Wine bottle that was resting next to her sleeping head. I woke her up and she was glad to see me. She reached for a envelope. As she pulled the 8 X 10 photographs out from it...."

IT’S ALL RELATIVE

So tonight I answered the phone even though the caller ID told me that I really didn't want to. The call was from the last direct relative in my family unit that I would willingly choose to have a friendship with in my real world. It didn't go well. Again.

PROVIDENCE IN PROVENCE

After most of an hour, Nina addressed a question to me. In French. "What's a matter, Terry, no parlè?" "Not really. Elise and I have been working on it" "Good. Keep trying. Most beautiful language on Earth. I just may sing my whole new album in French. What do you think?"